Quotes About Women

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.  ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor


A man's face is his autobiography.  A woman's face is her work of fiction.  ~ Oscar Wilde


I dress for women - and I undress for men.  ~ Angie Dickinson


Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.  ~ Robert Bloch


Women are like elephants to me.  I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.  ~ W.C. Fields


Women are like teabags; you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water.  ~ Eleanor Roosevelt


What does a woman want? More.  ~ Chris Evans


Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.  ~ Katherine Hepburn


A woman's strength is the irresistible might of weakness.  ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson


A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.  ~ Edgar Watson Howe


What do women want? Shoes.  ~ Mimi Pond


I've discovered what women want most in life, and it's fruit-scented, sparkly lotion.  ~ Jeff Scott


A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.  ~ Jane Austen


Woman is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.  ~ Edmund Burke


A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.  ~ Abraham Lincoln


Whether they give or refuse, women are glad to have been asked.  ~ Ovid


A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's a basic spelling that every women should know.  ~ Mistinguette


Every woman is a science.  ~ John Donne


Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another.  ~ Margaret Atwood


The deadliest feeling that can be offered to a woman is pity.  ~ Vicki Baum


Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.  ~ Brendan Francis


What I learned constructive about women is that no matter how old they get, always think of them the way they were on the best day they ever had.  ~ Ernest Hemingway


A woman should soften but not weaken a man.  ~ Sigmund Freud


As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.  ~ John Lennon


The trouble with women? Elbows.  ~ Michael Caine


Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.  ~ Robert A. Heinlein


A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.  ~ Oscar Wilde


I hate women because they always know where things are.  ~ Voltaire


Women can do everything; men can do the rest.  ~ Russian proverb


There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.  ~ Pablo Picasso


Women are made to be loved, not understood.  ~ Oscar Wilde


Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.  ~ Joseph Conrad


Some leaders are born women.  ~ Geraldine Ferraro


Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.  ~ Friedrich Nietzsche


Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.  ~ George Carlin


Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they are certainly no worse.  ~ Golda Meir


Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.  ~ Albert Einstein


Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.  ~ Robert A. Heinlein


There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.  ~ Nikos Kazantzakis


Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to show you're a lady.  ~ Marilyn Monroe


You can never get a woman to sit down and listen to a drum solo.  ~ Clive James


Women are brighter than men, that's true. But it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket.  ~ Anita Loos


No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.  ~ W.C. Fields


Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.  ~ Cornelia Otis Skinner


Even if you understood women, you'd never believe it.  ~ Frank Dane


One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.  ~ Oscar Wilde


Let women be provided with living strength of their own.  ~ Simone de Beauvoir


Women who set a low value on themselves make life hard for all women.  ~ Nellie McClung


Women are the survival kit of the human race.  ~ Councillor Mandizvidza