Quotes About Men

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Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.  ~ Marilyn Monroe

As our enemies have found we can reason like men, so now let us show them we can fight like men also.  ~ Thomas Jefferson

Force always attracts men of low morality.  ~ Albert Einstein

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.  ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier and hoarser than his wife.  ~ Edgar Watson Howe

Men are moved by two levers only: fear and self interest.   ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

As long as you know that most men are like children, you know everything.  ~ Coco Chanel

Like most men, I'm a life support system for a phallus.  ~ Tibor Fischer

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.  ~ Abraham Lincoln

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn't want.  ~ William Binger

A hard man is good to find.  ~ Mae West

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.  ~ George Carlin

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.  ~ Katharine Hepburn

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.  ~ Maryon Pearson

A good cigar is a great comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.  ~ Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.  ~ George Washington

Behind every succesful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.  ~ Harold Coffin

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.  ~ Albert Einstein

If a man hears much that a woman says, she is not beautiful.  ~ Henry S. Haskins

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.  ~ Katherine Hepburn

Men and melons are hard to know.  ~ Benjamin Franklin

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.  ~ Winston S. Churchill

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.  ~ Mae West

When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.  ~ Brendan Francis

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.  ~ Mark Twain

Men are all the same. They always think that something they are going to get is better than what they have got.  ~ John Oliver Hobbes

What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks.  ~ Judy Tenuta

Men are what their mothers made them.  ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men.  ~ Theodor Reik

Men are more conventional than women and much slower to change their ideas.  ~ Kathleen Norris

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