Dating

Dating is like a box of chocolates, sometimes you get something weird.  ~ Rosie Tran

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.  ~ Olin Miller

How do you know if a guy is really into you? Before the first time you go over to his apartment, he cleans his bathroom.  ~ Wendy Wilkins

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.  ~ Gary Shandling

I don't think of myself as single. I'm romantically challenged.  ~ Stephanie Piro

Without a single thought, two hands collide and the world finally makes sense again.  ~ Kayla Dawn

Dating's like going on a job interview. You don't know if you'll get the job, but if you do, you get to see the interviewee naked.  ~ Walter Rant

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.  ~ Carrie Fisher

Never date a man who has a freshly used fly swatter as his only living-room decoration.  ~ Vicki Christian

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.  ~ Gary Shandling

Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important.  ~ Carl Reiner

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.  ~ Jenny McCarthy

My grandmother's 90. She's dating. He's about 93. It's going great. They never argue. They can't hear each other.  ~ Catherine Ladman

On a first date, usually guys take youto a movie where you sit in the dark staring ar a screen, not speaking to each other. Makes perfect sense, it prepares you for marriage.  ~ Denise Munro Robb

I'm still going on bad dates, when by now I should be in a bad marriage.  ~ Laura Kightlinger