Mae West Quotes

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.  ~ Mae West


You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.  ~ Mae West


You are never too old to become younger!  ~ Mae West


I'm single because I was born that way.  ~ Mae West


Sex is an emotion in motion.  ~ Mae West


There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.  ~ Mae West


Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.  ~ Mae West


I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.  ~ Mae West


Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.  ~ Mae West


Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.  ~ Mae West


A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.  ~ Mae West


Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.  ~ Mae West


Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.  ~ Mae West


Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.  ~ Mae West


When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.  ~ Mae West


I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.  ~ Mae West


It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.  ~ Mae West


Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.  ~ Mae West


Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!  ~ Mae West


I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.  ~ Mae West


I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.  ~ Mae West