The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. ~ Frank Zappa
The greater the number of laws and enactments, the more thieves and robbers there will be. ~ Lao-tzu
People say law but they mean wealth. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
The law is reason, free from passion. ~ Aristotle
The problem with living outside the law is that you no longer have its protection. ~ Truman Capote
The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. ~ Abraham Lincoln
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. ~ H.L. Mencken
Law represents the effort of man to organize society; governments, the efforts of selfishness to overthrow liberty. ~ Henry Ward Beecher
The people must fight on behalf of the law as though for the city wall. ~ Heraclitus
To some lawyers, all facts are created equal. ~ Felix Frankfurter
It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important. ~ Martin Luther King Jr.
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. ~ Winston S. Churchill
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. ~ Steven Wright
Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population. ~ Albert Einstein
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. ~ Charles Dickens
The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. ~ Charles Evans Hughes
Law and order is one of the steps taken to maintain injustice. ~ Edward Bond
No law can be sacred to me but that of my nature. Good and bad are but names very readily transferable to that or this; the only right is what is after my constitution; the only wrong is what is against it. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man may as well open an oyster without a knife, as a lawyer's mouth without a fee. ~ Barten Holyday
When you have no basis for an arguement, abuse the plaintiff. ~ Cicero
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. ~ Tacitus
Law never made men a whit more just. ~ Henry David Thoreau
For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex. ~ Gore vidal
Protest beyond the law is not a departure from democracy; it is absolutely essential to it. ~ Howard Zinn
One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. ~ Martin Luther King Jr.
When you break the big laws, you do not get liberty; you do not even get anarchy. You get the small laws. ~ G.K. Chesterton
For as in absolute governments the king is law, so in free countries the law ought to be king and there ought to be no other. ~ Thomas Paine
Laws are silent in times of war. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero
Lawyer – One skilled in the circumvention of the law. ~ Ambrose Bierce
May you have a lawsuit in which you know you are in the right. ~ Gypsy curse
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. ~ Aristotle
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. ~ Benamin Disraeli
Appeal in law: to put the dice into the box for another draw. ~ Ambrose Bierce
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. ~ Charles Lamb
Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny. ~ Edmund Burke
Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. ~ Aristotle
Divorce is a game played by lawyers. ~ Cary Grant
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. ~ Benjamin Franklin
We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws. ~ Hunter S. Thompson
I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one. ~ Voltaire
The more laws, the more offenders. ~ Thomas Fuller
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. ~ John Adams
I am increasingly persuaded that the earth belongs exclusively to the living and that one generation has no more right to bind another to it's laws and judgments than one independent nation has the right to command another. ~ Thomas Jefferson
We do not need to get good laws to restrain bad people. We need to get good people to restrain us from bad laws. ~ G.K. Chesterton
Justice is incidental to law and order. ~ John Edgar Hoover
Almost without fail, lawsuits are about revenge. ~ Liz Smith
Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. ~ Otto von Bismarck
An unjust law is itself a species of violence. Arrest for its breach is more so. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through. ~ Jonathan Swift
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. ~ Anatole France
Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak; and that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws. ~ John Adams
A nation that makes a great distinction between its scholars and its warriors will have its laws made by cowards and its wars fought by fools. ~ Thucydides
The houses of lawyers are roofed with the skins of litigants. ~ Welsh Proverb
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. ~ Cornelius Tacitus
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. ~ Will Rogers
Please remember that law and sense are not always the same. ~ Jawaharlal Nehru
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. ~ George Carlin
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any. ~ Mae West
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. ~ Robert Frost
Our civilization is shifting from science and technology to rhetoric and litigation. ~ Mason Cooley
I decided law was the exact opposite of sex; even when it was good, it was lousy. ~ Mortimer Zuckerman
Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught. ~ Honoré de Balzac