Weekend Quotes

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Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.  ~ Lyndon B. Johnson

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.  ~ Joseph Addison

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.  ~ Bill Watterson

When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?  ~ Rita Rudner

The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.  ~ Jean Rhys

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.  ~ Zenna Scha

There aren't enough days in the weekend.  ~ Rod Schmidt

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.  ~ Arnot Sheppard

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.  ~ Chuck Palahniuk

Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.  ~ Bo Bennett

Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.  ~ Rita Rudner

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.  ~ Ogden Nash

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.  ~ Doug Larson

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.  ~ S.A. Sachs

I hate weekends because there is no stock market.  ~ Rene Rivkin

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.  ~ Albert Brooks

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.  ~ John Shirley

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.  ~ Richard M. Rorty

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