Quotes About Being Pregnant

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.  ~ Erma Bombeck


By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.  ~ Phyllis Diller


There is such a special sweetness in being able to participate in creation.  ~ Pamela S. Nadav


Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.  ~ Jim Cole


Now my belly is as noble as my heart.  ~ Gabriela Mistral


Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe's way of helping you to learn to do that.  ~ Heather Wittenberg


Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.  ~ Joyce Armor


When I had reached my term, I looked like a rat dragging a stolen egg.  ~ Colette


Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.  ~ Carrie Fisher


Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.  ~ Judy Ford


Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.  ~ Rita Rudner


Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin.  ~ Maggie Scarf


If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.  ~ Nora Ephron


Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months.  ~ Carrie Latet


The dreams that we have in pregnancy are tainted with the worries and joys of pregnancy and the changing roles of our lives.  ~ Robin Elise Weiss


God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.  ~ Martin H. Fischer